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whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

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ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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#lol

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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#lol
Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

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