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ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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posted 4 weeks ago with 6,851 notes
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#lol

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

posted 4 weeks ago with 94,223 notes
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#lol
Baby: m-m
Mom: mama?
Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

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#lol

carryonmy-assbutt:

tiorickyaoi:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
  • over priced Freddo
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#lol

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”